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hello n welcome to the employerzone!! My name is rob Lombardi and im looking to break into the field of advertising and make awsome commercials. i have a ton of ideas so please sit back and enjoy the show!!!!!

Idea 1 -- pepsi-cola commecial

a car slowly pulls up to a desert gas station. theres an old man in a chair n he looks super angry. just then a guy comes out of the car.

MAN: you know where I can get a bite to eat??

OLD MAN: you best be gettin on, son

MAN: whats the matter pops?

all of a sudden a dog comes out of the car, n its wearing a hat glasses and a tie. its looks halareous.



OLD MAN: HAHAHAHA WELL I NEVER. WOULD U LIKE A PEPSI???

MAN: sure!!!

then it zooms up to the dog and it gives a really really angry face. the end.


Idea 2 -- funny eggo egg i MEAN AD .........im hungry !! :-)

a couple of kids are sitin around a kitchen table, there like friends but it doesnt really say. its quiet and the mom is standing by the sink and just doin whatever. just then you hear a loud POP!!! and its the toaster with two hot eggo waffles.



BOY 1: THOSE ARE MINE, AND U KNOW IT.

BOY 2: yeah RIGHT!!!

BOY 1: IMMA BEAT U UP!!!!

BOY 2: try it I dare u!!!!

just then the mom walks out of the kitchen eating the waffles. both the boys look at eachother and scream "NO WAY!!!!"

the end.


Idea 3 -- remote control car commercial kinda

this is kinda a commercial but not really. i just see so many remote control car ads n im like I COULD DO THAT SOOO MUCH BETTER!!!! basically it starts off in like a wearhouse with smoke and lasers. the music is really scary and like futuristic and all of a sudden a voice starts talkin....

GUY: YOU THINK YOUVE SEEN THE FASTEST REMOTE CONTROL CAR IN THE UNIVERSE?? GUESS AGAIN.

then of a sudden theres a loud boom like lightning and a huge fireball shoots out of the warehosue and a electric guitar starts playing and its a dude riding on top of the remote control car (hes little) and hes playin the guitar.

GUY: THIS REMOTE CONTROL CAR AINT FOR WIMPS!!! FEEL THE POWER WHEN U TAKE IT OFF JUMPS!!!

Just then the dude playin the guitar jumps off the car and he turns huge and he takes the controller and starts driving it and he looks like hes havin so much fun and he lets outa a YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH like in a rock way. then two kids look at eachother and yell "AWESOME!!!" and then one more explosion and then THE END

NOTE: i know i know it probably would cost a huuuuuge amount of money but it would be worth it and i bet every1 who saw it would buy it. im thinkin the car would be called the WARhog or maybe like razor





well thats all for now but trust me i have sooo many more ideas!!!! i kno u probably got a pretty good idea of what i got to offer but plz check out sum of my skills!! .........

skill #1: microsoft FrontPage skill
skill #2: master of micrsoft paint (will show u work if needed)
skill #3:read @ 8 grade lvl (will show u scores)
skill #4: really good at goldeneye 64 (didnt kno if i should put this)
skill #5: good with animals.......i watch my neighbors dog alot


So as u can see im pretty unique and i think i would be really good at making commercials for you because i kno what people really like. there are so many bad commercials n i want to be the one to make em better!!!!!! THANKS FOR READING!!!!


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